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laugh-your-butt-off:

accio-onedirection:

hoseph-whorlandi:

dreamer-f0rever:

simsalaabim:

nicklugo:

amt149:

If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr.

Ouch to the top comment!!

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if you post one of those ” if you dont reblawg dis u dont desurve a tumblah ” then YOU don’t deserve one!!

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matthewdgold:

wet-nightmare:

bathsabbath:

Always reblog this. A lot of the animals they kill (and they kill over 95% of the animals they take in at their Virginia Headquarters) are killed within 24 hours. Not nearly enough time to deem whether an animal is adoptable or not. They even bought a giant fridge to store the corpses!

       PETA is a corporation. Not a charity.  Less than 1% of their 32 Million+ annual budget actually goes to directly helping animals. Most of it is spent making sexist/racist/ domestic abuse supporting commercials that won’t even air on television, giving bail outs to convicted arsonists and criminals, hiring/supporting any celebrity that claims to be vegetarian for five minutes, creating campaigns to target children (“Your mom kills animals”), fruitless lawsuits like suing Sea World for violating the constitution, and most recently, making porn. I’m not against porn, but I fail to see how it fucking helps animals. 

PETA does not give a shit about animals.

Plus, these assholes have the gall to insult Steve Irwin.

PETA: we pretend to love animals, but all we really love is money.

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phalanxiforismydrug:

madelezabeth:

baklavagina:

fuqdapoleez:

cornerdefangirl:

rachelraaaaage:

lokisflyting:

velociraider:

thedrunkenorseman:

inebriatedpony:

nezesariakatarsis:

Little fact: he sings opera too.

Chuck Norris has been avoiding this gentleman all his life.

Also this guy hunted Nazis during WW2.

Legend

Also has a symphonic metal album.

Summersisle alone makes him better than Jesus.

…I mean, he SAYS THAT IN THE MOVIE.

He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds like, he told him he didn’t have to imagine it. He was knighted on October 31, 2009 (that’s right, HALLOWEEN.) and has the same birthday as Vincent Price. He’s fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; “moderately proficient” in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and “conversational” in Madarin Chinese. He’s a direct descendant of Charlemagne. 

Ladies and gentlemen, BOW DOWN TO SIR. CHRISTOPHER. LEE. 

ALL HAIL THE LEE.

i love him so much

God< Lee

He was also DiZ in Kingdom Hearts 2 :U Just sayin’~

:O

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exoticsonelf:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

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theawkwardsituati0n:

musicaldna21:

babaltis:

adriofthedead:

illegaluseofbuckets:

pinstripedpirates:

bronytier:

inkandscales:

chronokai:

trickytimewitch:

mimiandtheholograms:

Mimi, The Noble Rogue.

Rex, the pragmatic sniper.

jigen, the inexhaustible cannibal.

…welp.

Elta, the Soul Puppeteer

That doesn’t sound really heroic

Myre, The Friendly Healer.

what no. fuck that. i dont heal shit. >Bv

Michael, The Hell’s Ghost.

oh. okay that’s better i guess

Stormy, The Pragmatic Paladin.

not bad

Buu, The Celestial Witch.

*snicker*

Tay, The Chivalrous Engineer.

…Buu, I think we have our titles mixed up.

Adri, The Hot Ghost.

wh—

Baltis, The Inexhaustible Doll.

uhhhhhhhhh

Chelsea, The Fiery Doll

Felicia, The Divine Sniper.

Like a fucking sir.

Jennifer, The Blessed Warrior.

I can dig.

reblog if you want your followers to ask you RANDOM questions. 

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theonecalledcris:

imtu6c4u:

obscure-fantasy:

sotsch:

sangenshiki:

sangenshiki is a tsundere uke. He often rides his lover with a blade!

omfhhf kaNDA

sotsch is a cool, rich&brainy seme. He often tickles his lover with a kiss!

Dafug.

obscure-fantasy is a worrywart uke. He often injures his lover with a muscle guy.

omg wut

Carolina is a scary seme. He often laments his lover with his victims!

Cristina is a playboy seme. He often sweettalks his lover with his feet!

lol okay

eziokillthemwithyourawesome is a chibi uke. He often strengthens his lover with his effeminate voice!

*dies*